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Interesting
Wedding Jokes
Check out this humorous collection of Wedding Jokes that will make
you laugh and giggle. A great idea would be to share these
interesting wedding humor with your spouse or with your married
friends. These might just help them look at their marriage and their
spouse's lousy habits in a lighter vein.
Wife Wanted
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : " Wife Wanted".
Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same
thing "You can have mine."
Ransom
A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If
you don't promise to send us $100,000, we promise you we will kidnap
your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't
keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."
A Lucrative Wedding
As a new bride, Aunt Edna moved into the small home on her
husband's ranch. She put a shoe box on a shelf in her closet and
asked her husband NEVER to touch it.
For fifty long years Uncle Jack left the box alone until Aunt Edna
was old and dying. One day when he was putting their affairs in
order, he found the box again and thought it might hold something
important. Opening it, he found two doilies and $82,500 in cash.
He took the box to Aunt Edna and asked about the contents.
"My mother gave me that box the day we married," she
explained. "She told me to make a doily to help ease my
frustrations every time I got mad at you."
Uncle Jack was very touched that in 50 years she'd only been mad at
him twice.
"What's the $82,500 for?" he asked.
"Oh, that's the money I made selling the rest of the doilies."
What's in a name?
A guy was invited to some old friends' home for dinner. His buddy
preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Jaanu, etc.
The guy was impressed since the couple had been married almost 70
years. While the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy: "I
think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married,
you still call your wife those pet names."
His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth," he
said, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
Visionary Wife
I like the story of the woman who had an artist paint a portrait of
her covered with jewels. Her explanation: "If I die and my
husband remarries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the
jewels."
Father and Son
Son: Is it true? Dad, I heard that in ancient China, a man doesn't
know his wife until he marries.
Father: That happens everywhere, son, EVERYWHERE!
The Wrong One
At the cocktail party, one married woman said to another, "Aren't
you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other
politely replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
Cost of Wedding
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost
to get married?" The father thought for a while and replied, "I
don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
A Quarrel
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was
a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes,
dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."
Shaadi Ke Pehle Shaadi Ke
Baad
Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Maine Pyar Kyon Kiya?
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuchh Kuchh Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuchh Nahi Hota Hai
Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha
Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge
Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi
Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechaara Baap
Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage
Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Aapke Hai Koun?
Shaadi ke baad - Barbadi Ka Kaaran
Shaadi ke pehle - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke baad - Yes Boss
Shaadi ke pehle - Mere Sapno Ki Rani
Shaadi ke baad - Chhutki Ki Amma
Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky
Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen? |
