A collection of interesting wedding quotes that will make you see marriage from the lighter side. Share these humorous marriage quotes with your spouse or friends thinking of marriage and have a good time!
Marriage Quotes
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
- Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.- Germaine Greer
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.
- Ogden Nash
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.
- Martin Luther
All marriages are happy - it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems.
The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
- Coleridge
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
- Freud
Sign in a marriage counselor's window: "OUT TO LUNCH - THINK IT OVER."
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
- Montaigne
A man is not complete until he is married -- then he is finished.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- Sacha Guitry
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
- Jackie Mason
If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks.
- Rita Rudner
Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.
It's true that all men are born free and equal - but some of them get MARRIED!
There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married.... and then it was too late!"
